A couple more drawings from that Bravestarr redesign.
I dunno, I wanted to make his face look real without being generic leading man material, but I think he just came out looking a little brutish.
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The Atlantic Wire wrote a piece on one of my Cracked columns
on 05.25.2012 at 4:56 pmPosted In: Blog
Or more specifically, an endlessly recurring image from one of my Cracked pieces: this mock Cosmo cover.
The Long Viral Life of Overanalyzing Magazine
Apparently it's going big on Facebook and uh...gee, is the most popular post on AdWeek right now. I'm grateful people like it, humbled that anyone would, shyly proud of it, and thankful to Cracked for all the opportunities to do my shecky dance on their stage. And now I'm going for a run.
I probably owe Ms. Hendricks an apology and a double of scotch
Here are the other two I mocked up for that article so they're all in one place on this site:
My friend and future editor at Maxim said the biggest laugh he got out of this was "That damned circle."
Gody's was alright for its time, man
This is a book I was hired to touch up for transatlantic readability, punchlines thrown in at no extra charge. I don't think I'm credited anywhere, but it was fun to work on, and excellent timing for my impoverished 2011 self. I was very grateful for the work, and I have pleasant memories of lending a touch to it. Today it comes out.
You can buy it. Or don't. I've been paid.
But you should probably buy it so they give me more work.
War Goddess by Andres Ponce
Not Heist, sadly, but just as gorgeous. War Goddess, it's called, and it's from Avatar. And if you buy it, they'll give him more work, which means he'll make enough money to eat dinner and then finish Heist.
Cracked Column: I Taught the Internet Something New about Sex
on 04.21.2012 at 5:00 pmPosted In: Blog
Hooray! I wrote a thing and it was on the internet!
Fifty Shades of Grey is an erotic alternate universe fan fiction version of Twilight, and if that sentence makes no sense to you, you're sweet to keep up with my work, Mom. For the rest of you: when Cracked and I team to remember Twilight exists, you know it's going to end in a pile of corpses. But are they sexy corpses? To find that out, you'll just have to read on.
I'm not gonna lie; this is like the best Photoshop I've ever done.
Thank you to Cracked's staff for doing a kickass job cleaning it up and editing for content and copy.