DOSE flotsam and jetsam

Here’s an old bit that’s not worth space in print, but what the hey:

Charlize Theron has sworn not to get married until gays are given the same privilege. Which is noble, and admirable. But hardly original. Here are some other celebrity strikes you might not have known about.

  • Technical celebrity Nicole Richie has sworn not to eat until world hunger is eliminated.
  • Paris Hilton is spreading STD awareness by spreading STDs.
  • Britney Spears is using her career to demonstrate the dangers of working for Disney.
  • Fergie is conducting a successful campaign warning of the dangers of crystal meth by being Fergie.