How to barbecue like a real man


Mammoth is tasty

So you didn’t get an actual sequential HEIST update today, but you took it patiently like a good sport.

By way of consolation, enjoy my new topic entry over at CRACKED: How to Barbecue Like a Real Man

Firk, I was born to write that one. I hope you like the subtle allusion to Alan Moore’s VOICE OF THE FIRE in there.