Apparently the answer is “To be”

I’m going to sell a few posts from the site as nifty items, and cap them out when they reach a certain number (depending on the product). That way you can still be admired among your peer group for your unique snowflakery. First up, motivate the English major, business major, or suicidal Danish prince in your life with this breakdown of Hamlet’s soliloquy.

Available for now as a greeting card, poster or t-shirt.