Every time I have a bad day, I ask myself, “What are you whining about?

“You live in a world with Tyson the Skating Bulldog.”

Tyson Bulldog spelled backwards is “God llub Nos yt” which is kind of like Baby Latin for “God still loves us.” For He so loved the world he sent the only skateboarding bulldog in existence.

I have a rule: If watching a video of Tyson doing what he loves doesn’t eradicate my woes — then, and only then, is it a valid concern. It’s like some ultimate scale of human existence, this dog’s shenanigans.

Today, it worked.