A few months ago I wrote an entire article about how hot redheads are based on how much I missed my redhead girlfriend, and today the internet’s redheads naturally decided I was making fun of them.

Plainly, this is something I would mock and reject

I didn’t do that header image, though, so maybe that’s where their feelings are getting hurt. Read the article independent of that, and you’ll see 1400 words on what a sucker I am for a redheaded woman.