Because I only half-follow them, and then I spit back what I’ve seen. This is the last time Elder made that mistake, back when it was revealed that Green Goblin had hate-screwed Spider-Man’s girlfriend. I can’t believe i just typed that. Oh, comics, you were such a cute kid. Now you’re in that late teens dawning maturity where you mistake ugliness for depth.
Why does this creepiness exist?
Josh: New comic: http://www.erichowen.com/spidey_pg01.jpg
Josh: Goes up to 11
Brendan: Hey, this is your story!
Brendan: nice pun on costume-r
Brendan: this is awesome!
Brendan: that dryer opens weird
Brendan: better if he missed to the left of him.
Josh: Yeah, I know.
Brendan: this is so pro though yo
Josh: Not much I can do ’cause he just drew it all and then showed it to me.
Josh: But I’m pretty darned pleased with it.
Brendan: just flip the window
Brendan: two panels. bamf
Josh: I think I got Spidey’s voice pretty pitch perfect.
Brendan: by the way
Brendan: well that was my next point
Josh: Better than JMS at any rate.
Josh: Man, why can’t they just let Spidey be fun?
Brendan: I dunno.
Brendan: Gwen needs ramrodding
Brendan: Solid, hard, green ramrodding
Josh: He needs to make jokes and slap bad guys around…
Josh: Shut up
Josh: Damn you!
Brendan: I bet Green Goblin put the mask on right before he climaxed
Josh: And damn you JMS!
Josh: Damn you straight to comic geek hell!
Brendan: She was like “Did you put a rubber on?”
Brendan: and he said “Right here, baby. BLALEBLBLABLBLAEH!!”
Josh: So wrong…
Josh: But I’m glad you liked my story at any rate.
Brendan: I can picture them having sex, sadly. She goes from these high-pitched gasps to kind of a shrill “Oh!” which I point out to give you an idea of how good she feels when he leans in and she says “Norman…” and he says “Gwen..”
Josh: We’ll be giving it to every Marvel guy we meet.
Brendan: repeat x 3
Brendan: until suddenly: “Gwen…I was lying when I said I loved you, and I’m not wearing a condom.”
Brendan: Next panel: Norman grimaces in painful orgasm, gritting his teeth.
Brendan: then he falls asleep on her lily-white breast while she cries.
Brendan: You know I’m right.
Josh: I hate you.