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Broadway musicals, by the way, are where America’s most talented friends we haven’t seen since high school went to pour all of themselves into America’s least worthwhile remakes. It’s like opera minus the vocal-power dry-humped a pile of 1997 TV Guides. And that’ll bring us to our next point.
Hate for hate is my new love.