The Women of Fall TV

Maxim offered me money to crush on 23 women from the small screen, which is funny, because I was doing exactly that when they called.

Minka Kelly: gah

Favorite writeup: “Minka Kelly is proof God exists and He’s too intimidated by her beauty to ask her out. Nothing is perfect in this world except for Minka Kelly and “Sweet Emotion,” both of which were created by Aerosmith. Now that she’s single, America would like a word with her, and that word is “Guh.” The Friday Night Lights alum returns to TV as Agent Sexy Von Charming in this reboot of…of…what were we talking about? God, she is achingly beautiful.”