Which gimp should you be for Halloween?

Oh no, the Halloween party starts in 20 minutes and you have no costume! Lucky for you, you need look no further than a one-size-stretches-to-fit-all morphsuit. With no accessories you can be one of America’s favorite gimps, as detailed in my latest Maxim article. I’m not gonna lie, though, the Greendale Human Being takes a … Read more

Jemima Rooper

New “Background Check: Jemima Rooper” piece is up at Maxim’s Dirty Briefs blog. She’s a talented lady (which is my first criterion in attraction) who is usually found kissing other women (which is Maxim’s) in respectable dramatic productions (which is theater’s). Caution: the rest of the post is vintage blue movie lesbian scenes from Black … Read more

Ashes to cashes

My buddy Alex de Campi wrote a new comic! If you remember Smoke… She made a sequel. It’s called Ashes, and they’ve already raised $5600 on Kickstarter. If you donate, you’re basically buying a copy + fabulous prizes, which is more than you get from those $3.99 decompressed books. You can receive original art, even … Read more