Which gimp should you be for Halloween?


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Oh no, the Halloween party starts in 20 minutes and you have no costume! Lucky for you, you need look no further than a one-size-stretches-to-fit-all morphsuit. With no accessories you can be one of America’s favorite gimps, as detailed in my latest Maxim article.

Human being

I’m not gonna lie, though, the Greendale Human Being takes a little prep. I tried to be one when the idea came to me late Saturday evening. Next year, McGinley. Next year.

Till then…I’m the wingtipped Green Lantern, because even superheroes add a touch of class when they party. Total costume cost: $2 facepaint and one borrowed pair of legwarmers.

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