So here’s what’s going on in recent weeks ’round New York and Connecticut.
Moustache Man back? Sure looks like his handwriting
Albeit very tiny
Other examples from the same subway station seem much less likely to be his work
Doesn't seem like the real Moustache Man at all, actually
Nice job on the terrifying wasp eyes, vandals!
Meanwhile, the proles are revolting
And pointing out malarkey wherever it rears its head
It'd have to by definition, wouldn't it?
A wicked wind was blowing through Connecticut
But it made for some great visuals
The deer in my neighbor's yard didn't seem to mind
Then it was back to New York, where it snowed for 13 hours and left no sign the next day.