Rochelle Aytes is beautiful and other news

If you’ve ever played Left 4 Dead 2, you know it gets old after the first half hour. But you also know that Rochelle Aytes has a lovely voice. What you didn’t know was that she has eyes you can swim in, but of course, that would be uncomfortable for her.

Anyway, she’s this week’s Background Check over at Maxim.

Rochelle Aytes is from Heaven by way of Harlem.

I was lying. There is no other news. And it’s not really news that she’s beautiful. She’s been like that ever since she was torn from the thigh of Zeus.