I went on an 8.5-mile walk in October

I was in midtown, waiting for my cousin to wake up and call me so I could come over. I kept walking to his house, figuring when he did call, I’d be a few subway stops closer, a train transfer shorter, or maybe just AT HIS FRONT DOOR IN BROOKLYN.

Anyway, I saw all kinds of amazing things along the way, and since the rest of the day was junk food, video games and cold weather, I felt like I’d earned my laziness.