Daily Archives: January 23, 2012


Skate tricks, weird film GIFs, celebrity pratfalls & pretty dames to fall in love with

If that isn’t a “click here” bouquet, I don’t know what is. The last of my MTV Clutch articles are up, meaning you get five articles on the joys of the internet, including one that never made it to print.

5 Batman-Worthy Skateboard Trick GIFs — Includes skate kid vs. car

Woah

Weird Out-of-Context TV & Movie GIFs — Sulu gettin’ high every day. MacGyver can make a punch out of a dance move.
MacGyver can make a punch out of a dance move

Five Funny Pratfall GIFs — Robbie Williams knows how to improvise.

I love you, Mr. T

The Best Sexy Clutch Photos of 2011 — It was harder to find any in our “sexy photo” round-ups than you’d think.

Sexy time

Click the more tag to read the original articles, and theĀ  apocryphal “Please Be Our GIF-Friend: 5 Girls We’re Instantly in Love With” and the original versions of each article.

Rosa Kato

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Lohan posing sexily for other magazines

I wrote and ‘shopped this for National Lampoon last year and it’s finally up.

Copied it below as well since they’re undergoing some site changes.


Few joys on God’s earth compare to the delight of seeing a woman naked for the first third any time. When a lady chooses to reveal herself to a man, she gives him a sensual gift that says, “I am doing this for the money.”

How terribly cynical, then, to learn that Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy spread, which hit stands recently, was intended not to sate the internet’s obsession with redheads, but to help cover the legal costs of what I can’t be bothered to look up, but confidently assume is something to do with drunk driving. Or maybe just to make a million bucks. Again: I don’t have time to check every little central topic of these articles.

The fact is, rather than lift up the flapping sails of a publication that has long since ceased to try, Ms. Lohan could have enlivened several magazines with a co-operative purchase of her posturing skills, and most of them wouldn’t have even required nudity, which is always more fun when it’s a gratuity and a surprise and in church. Here are some of those magazines.

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