Cracked ran it as “Things Girls Don’t Seem to Understand about Nice Guys,” but either way it’s not actually aimed at women. That’s just camouflage to write a letter to myself at 17 saying “Maybe it’s you, not them, ya doof. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing if you can grow up. Also: here are some dark jokes that will illustrate my point by negative example.”
So if you like jokes about painful sex and double homicide, this is the satirical advice essay for you. But if you like advice about those things, these are not the jokes for you.