Twitter Sacrificed Justin Bieber and All I Got Was this Great Conversation with Adrianne Curry


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Almost forgot to tell you, I documented the creepiest Twitter trending topics regarding Humanity Ages 9-14’s efforts to get close to Justin Bieber. Then, because making fun of people for liking something is a jerk move, I out-enthused them with a crush on Adrianne Curry.

Then this happened:

That's more sense of humor than most people have about being used as a sex totem in a piece satirizing tween idols.

That’s more sense of humor than most people have about being used as a sex totem in a piece satirizing tween idols.

So thanks for being spiffy, Ms. Adrianne Curry. And thank YOU, internet, for being delightful every day except when you’re being all the awful things about humanity. But even then, I get an article out of it.

IFTTT is awesome, by the way. If I favorite tweets, IFTTT files them to Evernote  in case I want to use a line in an article or on a piece of merch.

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