Four People Who Renounced their Evil Family

This is my new Cracked column, and it is fun, despite being about amoral monsters.

Every article has its orphans, and this one’s no different. When it runs long, you have to clip the unfunny bits, even if they have something good to say.

Hell, it didn’t stop people from committing hate crimes on any Muslim they could find, on Sikhs (for wearing turbans), on Hindus (for being brown), and Jews (for having a country in the Middle East). I’m thinking the kind of person who would attack a stranger doesn’t need a good reason. I’m also thinking I will now drink until humanity looks less depressing. Join me, won’t you?

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