New Cracked Column: Five Physical Traits that Determine if a Character Is Evil.


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Hi, internet! Let’s be best friends forever with my newest contribution to the Cracked collective:  Five Physical Traits that Determine if a Character Is Evil.

You’ll like it because it names a lot of movies you recognize, and then you can feel safe because we all share these pop cultural experiences even if we didn’t want to. Here’s an image I made that didn’t appear in the final cut. Can you believe I lined that radial gradient up with the movie poster’s moon in one take? Cause I’m pro-grade, baby.

I don't care if David Lynch directed you, Dune, you are a terrible, terrible film.

I don’t care if David Lynch directed you, Dune, you are a terrible, terrible film.