Cracked asked me to write up DoctorWhyNot‘s abandoned worthy pitch for 5 Movie Monsters Ripped Straight from the History Books. So I did, but don’t worry, he got paid too.
Robert Brockway edited it, which is why it’s coherent and funny. Go thank the two of them. Then buy Bobrockway’s book, and–you guys, you can’t tell him I call him Bobrockway, he will kill me.