I'm talking turkey all around the web this week:

"When Turkeys Attack!" on TheFW and "Gaga or Thanksgiving Table Setting" is scheduled to run there today.

At some point you should get "Beyond Turducken: Turkey Monstrosities" on Guyspeed, while over at Maxim they're holding posts for "Strange Foes: Turkeys vs U.S. Postal Service" and "Damn Good Sandwich: Making the Gobbler."

But happiest to my energies, "Five Facts We Your Teacher Left Out About Thanksgiving" is up at Cracked:

The Gentleman Bastard by Brendan McGinley

Aaron Burr Alexander Hamilton Thomas Jefferson Scooby Doo

True story about this image: I did two different illustrations of Aaron Burr for You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News, neither of which ultimately ran. Considering how little paid illustration work I have time to do around all the graphic design and writing, a staggering 7% of commissions require me to draw Alexander Hamilton.

UPDATE: Apparently half of entry #2 and all of entry #1 aren't loading in that column. I've tried to fix it, but we'll see if it takes.