Vote for the Trump Perp Walk Anthem & Win Copies of DOSE

Donald Trump is going to prison in a perfect world. But whatever shall we listen to as we pop champagne to watch him led out of the White House in cuffs? What is the soundtrack to our joy? The leitmotif of his larceny? The track to his treachery? Do the American thing and VOTE! Then spot your reasons why in the comments. Best answer will win signed copies of Dose #1 & #2.

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