I’m in transit to Chicago as you read this. Actually, I’m either in a bar, or a McDonald’s getting a shamrock shake. But later today: Chicago. I’ve got too many friends there with nary a drop of Irish blood who require my presence to drink properly. But here, enjoy this flashback Cracked piece I did […]
So…yeah. Narrative irony in that one. Never surrender!
Since it’s Prose Wednesday and I’m swamped with graphics work and he made it timely again via his Twitter apology: Cracked — Kanye West Steals Mic From Taylor Swift at MTV Awards Yes, I know that flowchart is horrible. Be kind, as it was literally the first infographic I ever designed.
Probably as often as someone comes to the site looking up Rule 34 fare, I get traffic from “Beer butt crockpot chicken.” The fact is, it was a failed experiment: beer can might work in the oven and definitely on the grill, but it’s a moot tool in the crockpot, which is already as convected […]
Finally got a long-standing Cracked Topic done: UNDERWEAR They say funny is sexy, but I set out to prove them wrong.
A few months ago I wrote an entire article about how hot redheads are based on how much I missed my redhead girlfriend, and today the internet’s redheads naturally decided I was making fun of them. I didn’t do that header image, though, so maybe that’s where their feelings are getting hurt. Read the article […]
I’d been meaning to revise that extinction event header on the Relationship Advice topic; I was never happy with it. Turns out Cracked did it for me with some Photoshop-fu of a checkout belt way past my capabilities. I’m afraid I don’t know who to credit, but good job, masked illustrator. The reason the magazines […]
I spoofed shallow magazines for Cracked AND IT IS 5:30 A.M. Sleep or death, I don’t care which at this point. That’s a companion piece to the Christina Hendricks Cosmopolitan cover.
Don’t worry, there’s a Maxim version that’s just as bad. Found her! And she very kindly gave me retroactive permission. You should give all your photo assignments to Stef Keenan.* *If you’re on the west coast I mean. East coasters, keep using Brenizer. One day, when I’ve made my wealth, I’m going to find the […]
Happy 1998! I got you a Cracked Topic on motivational speaker Darth Maul.