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What kind of girlfriend will your facial hair get you?

I drew 16 headshots for Andy Green’s article on Clutch.

Will your facial hair get you laid?
Will your facial hair get you laid?

But you only count 15 because the Franz Josef dropped off the map:

Franz Josef --  You will marry a female body builder with an eye patch and a short temper

Franz Josef -- You will marry a female body builder with an eye patch and a short temper


Design nerd roar

Brenizer and I were on the train on Sunday, when we noticed this ad. I think what really offends the few design sensibilities I possess is not that that padlock can be easily plucked from the S, but that there’s a perfectly sealed lowercase G in the middle, dropping down below the rest of the word to divide the words below it. It’s the perfect place for the padlock, as opposed to where you see it, which protects no theft.

Taken with Brenizer’s iPhone. He’s really good with any camera you give him.


Prose Wednesday interview with Secret Identity

Brian LeTendre at Secret Identity just asked me some questions about the junk I write, and I answered them in a semi-serious manner. Mostly it’s me listing everyone I admire in comics and comedy.