Back in the days of the college newspaper, I was at my most useful the week of April 1st. One year we did a tabloid theme, the next, a wholesale Onion knock-off centered around the campus.

So this is that, when I had to fill a quarter-page at 3 a.m. Sort of like right now.

Forgive me.

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