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I am a writer, editor, comedian, and occasional illustrator and graphic designer. You may have read my work on Cracked, Thrillist, CBS Local, or a few of the sites I’ve freelanced for. Or maybe you stumbled across my book on BBQ in a clearance bin, in which case, happy grilling.

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Vote for the Trump Perp Walk Anthem & Win Copies of DOSE

Donald Trump is going to prison in a perfect world. But whatever shall we listen to as we pop champagne to watch him led out of the White House in cuffs? What is the soundtrack to our joy? The leitmotif of his larceny? The track to his treachery? Do the American thing and VOTE! Then spot your reasons why in the comments. Best answer will win signed copies of Dose #1 & #2.

What should be the soundtrack for Donald Trump's perp walk out of the White House in cuffs?

Contest runs through Election Day.