From the lost “Adventures of Captain Cosmosis”

“Oh, I’d stay away, Captain,” hissed Malovolovio, his ruby claw caressing the sizzling electro-device. “Unless you want…” A smile passed over his face like a mercury breeze. “Brain cancer.” “Brain cancer? BRAIN cancer?” yelped Captain Cosmosis eagerly, “HEY! This fellow’s giving out free brain cancer!” The ensuing stampede trampled Malovolovio to brittle, sodlike pieces. “Wh…” … Read more