Hail to the king, baby

Cracked’s commenting system is giving me guff, so permit me to fawn here over another legendary Seanbaby line.

“I have a question for the uncredited author who wrote this. When you open your mouth, do spiders crawl out, or is it just a steady seeping of black fluid?”

Jebus. If you put that joke on a truck, you wouldn’t be allowed to drive over federal bridges without notifying the local government you were transporting a class-2 explosive.