Mauro & I made a comic for Cracked today

I’m trying to break out of my slow, skull-crushing, overwrought column work, and I miss writing comics, so I slung one stone at two birds and dashed off this script questioning Battleship’s existence. And Mauro, being Mauro, drew it lickety-split. He also did the colors on this one.

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You (Unfortunately)

I dunno, it made me laugh. Hopefully you, too.

And now, to polish off the next column — “Six Things Girls Should Know about Nice Guys.”