There’s also the Love Venn Diagram coffee mug, if you’re feeling the need for hotter beverages. And the Bankshot hoodie, but you probably don’t want that. I’m only making two, and I get the other one, so you don’t want to show up at the prom wearing the same thing as I am.
I think the third piece I ever wrote for Cracked was How to BBQ like a Real Man. And even though it didn’t make the front page, that’s okay, because it got me a book. And that book got me another book I can’t talk about yet. So in a cost-benefit analysis, it was most profitable thing I ever wrote, and I had a lot of fun doing it.
Limited to 50, and perfect for the Upton Sinclair fan in your life this holiday season.