New shirt! The Parts of a Cow

I think the third piece I ever wrote for Cracked was How to BBQ like a Real Man. And even though it didn’t make the front page, that’s okay, because it got me a book. And that book got me another book I can’t talk about yet. So in a cost-benefit analysis, it was most profitable thing I ever wrote, and I had a lot of fun doing it.

Now it’s a shirt.

Limited to 50, and perfect for the Upton Sinclair fan in your life this holiday season.