The Top Doggz are running a Columnist Appreciation Week in order of assimilation. You can read it (for free!) along with all their picks for my best articles of the year at 1900hotdog.com—or on the Patreon version if you’re feeling finicky. No one will blame you for taking a serving of the the internet’s best comments section with its worst 1-900-HOTDOG columnist. Anyway, here’s The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Brendan McGinley Day. I hope Santa brings you better columnists if you’ve been good, or better columnists, but from the treacherous right, if you’ve been bad.