In one of the most fun assignments I’ve yet enjoyed, I sampled way, way, way too many bottles of very yummy sugar water in a short period of time. My insulin levels aren’t coming down until summer, but it’s worth it, because I am now an expert in which soda to order when you’re in Wisconsin. I mean…you can get Sprecher many places, but the full lineup? This is the Hosmer of the Dairy State, and you can’t buy that kind of prestigious expertise, you have to earn it. Here’s Every Single Flavor of Sprecher Soda, Ranked From Worst to Best, even if worst is a relative term once you pass the mighty ginger filter. The honey-and-flame-based brewer sure knows how to make a beverage.