Riverdale’s Jesus Is a Groovy Dude

It’s 1-900-HOT-DOG time again, and this month we’re looking at Archie’s Sonshine, that licensed Spire comic book where the Riverdale gang meets—I kid you not—Jesus, but He’s pretending He’s just a random Christian, despite multiplying everyone’s food. Also, He lives in The Love Van, solicits teens to it at the beach, and basically creeps everyone reading it out.

I don’t want to give you the wrong impression; this was a very nice tale about Christian virtues that we are all prohibited from viewing as innocent thanks to 21st Century mental software updates. Enjoy it for free on their website, or over on their Patreon, so you can immediately subscribe in thanks. It’s a cheap price for the amount of laughs purchased.