AP Buyline asked me to review the Zinus Green Tea Original mattress, and even though it didn’t smell like green tea, it’s so comfortable I’ve started just hanging out in bed. I read a lot more thanks to this bed, and I now have to get rid of my perfectly acceptable old mattress. This is the best bed I’ve ever slept on, and I don’t know why hotels can’t get up to this level. Although beware that a lot of customers found it surrendered its structure or scent after a few months of use. If that happens, I’ll have to walk it back, but nearly half a year in, I am still adoring the Zinus.
Anyway, enjoy these grainy photos of my bedroom, which is forbidden by law from having any light enter it, whether through the window or the weak overhead lamp, which is immediately absorbed by the deep blue impasto that the predecessor resident stuck me with. See if you can spot the special guest appearance by my cat!