Brendan
Riverdale’s Jesus Is a Groovy Dude
It’s 1-900-HOT-DOG time again, and this month we’re looking at Archie’s Sonshine, that licensed Spire comic book where the Riverdale gang meets—I kid you not—Jesus, but He’s pretending He’s just a random Christian, despite multiplying everyone’s food. Also, He lives in The Love Van, solicits teens to it at the beach, and basically creeps everyone … Read more
Oh Hi, I Write for Eater Now
Probably the only uplifting heat map you’re going to see in 2023, it’s my Eater debut with a roundup of NYC bars where you can watch the Women’s World Cup, a.k.a. the Big Soccer Game We Can’t Name, because trademark law is written by lawyers, and therefore antithetical to natural human behavior. While I’m not … Read more
My List of Essential Stadium Gear Keeps Baseball Fun
Second inning in my three pieces for Thrillist on how to best enjoy the ballpark is now live: it’s all the gear you need, and none of what you won’t, to take yourself out to the ballgame without any roasting and only the good kind of toasting. Part one is here, if you’re looking for … Read more