One last time, we charge into The O’Reilly Factor for Kids, Bill O’Reilly’s ill-advised prod at telling the teen youths how to live their lives even though both of his children were infant toddlers, probably with gigantic Irish skulls. This is it! The end-run at his bloviating, blustery blatherskite! You can do it! I believe … Read more
A two-parter went up at 1-900-HOTDOG, when my buddy Dennard Dayle asked me to join him in mocking vintage Camel cigarette ads, and Camels II: The Commercial Cwest for Cancer. Then something funny happened…after googling one of the acrobats in the ads and finding almost nothing about her, I was stumped to crack a joke. … Read more
It’s amazing how much of my Hot Dog output is ninth-gen bootleg VHS tapes I bought in the ’90s & ’00s, waiting for this website to be born. The Almighty Hot Dog’s arrival reverberates even backwards in time. Back in the ’80s there was a comic called, by various turns, Justice League, Justice League International, … Read more
I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG’s Dogg Zzone 9000, talking about a bonkers 2005 semi-satire called Liberality for All, in which those dastardly libs win the 2000 election and the unthinkable happens: they fail to prevent 9/11. The capitulating, America-hating betrayers on the left make us weak to our enemies, but also create a fascist state capable … Read more
We’re back at 1-900-HOTDOG for the third part of our grueling annual slog through Bill O’Reilly’s book of advice for teenagers, which I am more confident than ever was just an hour of hot takes during downtime on the set of The O’Reilly Factor, and which Charles Flowers painstakingly tried to assemble into decent life … Read more
