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Brendan McGinley

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booze

Strewth, Scotch Makes a Man!

November 9, 2024October 27, 2014 by Brendan

I praised whiskey over at Cracked today, because somebody wanted to offer me money to do that. I mean, I was doing it anyway, but now I’m doing it in public. Here, enjoy some bonus content from when this article was all about scotch rather than whiskey in general: Scotch = self-awareness And that’s why … Read more

Categories Comedy Tags booze, cracked, Craig Ferguson, scotch, whiskey / whisky

What Your Baby’s Whiskey Says about You

January 3, 2025September 23, 2011 by Brendan

This appears to be obliterated by website revisions and my own bulging Google storage. Parenting type revealed by the alcohol you give your baby over at National Lampoon. I had to type this damn article twice because I forgot Word and most CMSes only pretend to play nice.

Categories Comedy Tags booze, freelance, national lampoon

Martinis Make the World Go ‘Round

October 4, 2022June 5, 2011 by Brendan
Martinis are the queen of cocktails

Usually from the POV of the floor. I praise the queen of cocktails in this week’s Cracked column, Martini-A-Go-Go! I have done all I can for this article, America. Now it belongs to God and His almighty liver.

Categories Comedy Tags booze, cocktails, cracked, freelance, gentleman bastard, martini, vermouth 3 Comments
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