Redheads

A few months ago I wrote an entire article about how hot redheads are based on how much I missed my redhead girlfriend, and today the internet’s redheads naturally decided I was making fun of them. I didn’t do that header image, though, so maybe that’s where their feelings are getting hurt. Read the article … Read more

Advice about relationships

Overanalyzing magazine Cosmo spoof

I’d been meaning to revise that extinction event header on the Relationship Advice topic; I was never happy with it. Turns out Cracked did it for me with some Photoshop-fu of a checkout belt way past my capabilities. I’m afraid I don’t know who to credit, but good job, masked illustrator. The reason the magazines … Read more

Preview of My Next Cracked Assignment

Don’t worry, there’s a Maxim version that’s just as bad. Found her! And she very kindly gave me retroactive permission. You should give all your photo assignments to Stef Keenan.* *If you’re on the west coast I mean. East coasters, keep using Brenizer. One day, when I’ve made my wealth, I’m going to find the … Read more