One last time, we charge into The O’Reilly Factor for Kids, Bill O’Reilly’s ill-advised prod at telling the teen youths how to live their lives even though both of his children were infant toddlers, probably with gigantic Irish skulls. This is it! The end-run at his bloviating, blustery blatherskite! You can do it! I believe … Read more
We’re back at 1-900-HOTDOG for the third part of our grueling annual slog through Bill O’Reilly’s book of advice for teenagers, which I am more confident than ever was just an hour of hot takes during downtime on the set of The O’Reilly Factor, and which Charles Flowers painstakingly tried to assemble into decent life … Read more
Last year I put on my hazmat suit and opened up The O’Reilly Factor for Kids, Bill O’Reilly’s scolding scribejob on the millennial youth. This year, I drank again from the well of my hatred, and 5000 words later, I had to cut out 1000 words that had no jokes, only vitriol. What’s left is … Read more
I could fill a list with what’s great about writing for the 1-900-HOTDOG pirate ship and its kind yet twisted crew, and I wouldn’t be too many entries in before it comes up that no era or area are off-limits. If you can make a fighting manual from the 19th Century into comedy that fits … Read more
