Bill O’Reilly Pathologically Couldn’t Shut Up About Showering

Bill O'Reilly's children's advice book is stupid

We’re back at 1-900-HOTDOG for the third part of our grueling annual slog through Bill O’Reilly’s book of advice for teenagers, which I am more confident than ever was just an hour of hot takes during downtime on the set of The O’Reilly Factor, and which Charles Flowers painstakingly tried to assemble into decent life … Read more

The Breakdancing, Pro-Wrestling Christian Robot & I

Good lord, what a world. My fellow Hot Dog Journeyman Dennard Dayle stepped in to co-host The Dogg Zzone in Brockway’s absence, and it fell to me to play the role of person totally able to countenance the bizarre triumvirate of breakdancing (Dennard’s thing), pro wrestling/MMA (Sean’s thing), and unhinged conspiracy theories (ah, there’s my … Read more

Guess Who Drank the 2024 Buffalo Trace Antique Collection?

My new Halloween tradition is ranking every Goose Island BCS Stout, but my new Election Day follow-up (and boy did the nation need a collective drink from that one) is getting to be reviewing the Buffalo Trace Antique collection. This year isn’t my favorite of the three that I’ve tried, but that’s not to say … Read more

The 2024 Goose Island BCS Lineup Is an Achievement Yet Again

As I did in 2022 and again in 2023, I applied my liver to consuming the entire Goose Island Bourbon County Stout LTO release at Tasting Table. Now, don’t think I finished every bottle. They got capped and used up over days to follow. But even a shot of each beer is a long walk; … Read more