It’s 1-900-HOT-DOG time again, and this month we’re looking at Archie’s Sonshine, that licensed Spire comic book where the Riverdale gang meets—I kid you not—Jesus, but He’s pretending He’s just a random Christian, despite multiplying everyone’s food. Also, He lives in The Love Van, solicits teens to it at the beach, and basically creeps everyone … Read more
Probably the only uplifting heat map you’re going to see in 2023, it’s my Eater debut with a roundup of NYC bars where you can watch the Women’s World Cup, a.k.a. the Big Soccer Game We Can’t Name, because trademark law is written by lawyers, and therefore antithetical to natural human behavior. While I’m not … Read more
Second inning in my three pieces for Thrillist on how to best enjoy the ballpark is now live: it’s all the gear you need, and none of what you won’t, to take yourself out to the ballgame without any roasting and only the good kind of toasting. Part one is here, if you’re looking for … Read more
Two new sponsored-content articles are up at Pop Mech, both with Kohler generators. You interview, you learn, you get hyped for unlimited power! Well, within reason. Anyway, please enjoy What You Need to Know About Installing a Home Generator and its companion piece, 5 Easy Home Upgrades to Combat Extreme Weather. I got to talk … Read more
Well look who’s back at Thrillist. My old employer tapped me to tackle three baseball pieces in conjunction with Corona. The first of them is now up. The Best Seats at the Ballpark for Every Type of Fan is a guide to finding your perfect parking spot for your posterior based on what kind of … Read more
