So you didn’t get an actual sequential HEIST update today, but you took it patiently like a good sport. By way of consolation, enjoy my new topic entry over at CRACKED: How to Barbecue Like a Real Man Firk, I was born to write that one. I hope you like the subtle allusion to Alan … Read more
I wrote this. CRACKED: Kanye West Steals the Mic at the MTV Awards You should read the rest, tell them how much you enjoy it and suggest they pay me triple-rate that I might continue this scribe shtick.
Here’s my first piece: a testament to the glories of the Philly Cheesesteak.