The Evolution of the Female Action Hero

A gigantic infographic featuring the most devastating warriors of womanhood went up at Asylum. It took me 15 22 28 hours to make and is literally six feet tall. Well-behaved women rarely make history, but they once made movies. From then, it’s been a long, slow climb to today, where Hollywood actually allows women to blow … Read more

Passive-Aggressive Hyena

I don’t mean to slag Passive-Agressive Hyena in his own debut, but this is never a character trait to indulge. He was really spun out of us talking about what’s the lowest point you can get to, and it’s basically acting like a member of The Jersey Shore. Yes, I know this one’s not funny. … Read more

Misery Goat

Sometimes, thoughts of winning are the farthest from your mind. That’s when it’s okay to curl up with a solid 12 hours of Community and Knorr noodle packets. Ergo: MISERY GOAT I’m wondering if I don’t change his name to Lamentation Goat. Source: Misery Goat by Steve Ford Elliott