I do more Photoshop at 5 a.m. than most armies do all day. Like this Zooey Deschanel riff on a movie which I haven’t heard of but know everyone else hates. Nick Nadel gave it a nice synopsis to go along with it (the article was his idea. I was fully a hired gun on … Read more
Nick Nadel and I pointed out that celebrities probably don’t have a lot of real friends for MTV Clutch last week, but I didn’t have the internet to tell you about it. Update: this has been obliterated even from the internet archive.
I researched, wrote and illustrated “The Ten Most Disgusting Creatures (that are living on you right now)” for Maxim, and no, none of them is Heidi Montag, because technically viruses aren’t alive. Final version on Maxim’s website, my draft below. 1. Acanthamoeba is a common amoeba that feeds on bacteria just about everywhere, so you … Read more
Clutch and love have been good to me, but only Clutch stayed when I ran out of money. Here are two articles written by Brett Smiley and made visually ghastly by me. Six Swagfied Products to Add Some Style to Your Life How Will Your July 4th Party End?
I drew rappers as Transformer versions of their luxury rides for Clutch, because, no, that sentence won’t make any more sense tomorrow. Not my best illustration work compared to the Clooney caricature that ran this weekend, but it was a very small window of time between day job and other obligations, and I actually had … Read more
