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What Kind of Girlfriend Will Your Facial Hair Get You?

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I drew 16 headshots for Andy Green’s article on Clutch. But you only count 15 because the Franz Josef dropped off the map:

Six Gods Thor Would Own in Battle

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I drew and laid out an MTV Clutch infographic featuring The Mighty Thor vs. a bunch of other gods, from the antique to the obscure. A little luck saw me through both a scanner failure and some dried-up inking pens. It suited the piece that I draw movie Thor, who looks ultimate, rather than Kirby … Read more

The Gutters: Top Cow Contest

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I illustrated another script at The Gutters, which, if you like it, you should make a point of mentioning in their comments section so they continue to give me work. This one mocks Top Cow’s talent search contest in the manner of an old Goofy instructional video. Here’s your guide to the Easter eggs that … Read more

Spider-Man: Turn Off “Turn Off the Dark”

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I want there to be a Marvel superhero whose idiosyncratic gesture of superpowers is jazz hands. The sound effect would be “Fosse!” The guys at The Gutters asked me to draw a page, and since their script was making fun of that Spider-Man musical no one should have ever approved, let alone executed, let alone … Read more