Eight Things You Didn’t Know About the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Didn’t write it, but did compose the infographic for the fine folks at Townsquare and TheFW.
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I Sort of Had Nothing to Do With This
Over at Asylum they asked me to do a flashy chart for Andy Green’s article on horrifying facts about lady parts. And I said “Flashy? No no no, let us be demure.” What’s a tasteful way of making a visual representation for that kind of thing? I went for an anterior view of the pubic … Read more
Swaggified products and a Fourth of July infographic
Clutch and love have been good to me, but only Clutch stayed when I ran out of money. Here are two articles written by Brett Smiley and made visually ghastly by me. Six Swagfied Products to Add Some Style to Your Life How Will Your July 4th Party End?
Which Grisly Final Destination Death Will You Succumb to?
This may be the greatest Final Destination deaths flowchart anyone has ever made. Note: This link and article have evaporated thanks to internet decay.
What’s in Astroglide? Lube Ingredients Explained
Don’t tell my ma I wrote this piece detailing what’s in Astroglide for Asylum. It’d break her heart to find out I’m having pre-marital comedy. Shed a tear for the deleted one-liner, “Water prevents pregnancy; that why fish can’t reproduce, right?” It were my fav’rit. You may also notice I got some of the science … Read more