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Janet Jackson

Cracked: 9 Iconic Superheroes Based on Real People

January 4, 2024June 28, 2015 by Brendan

Look! Superheroes you didn’t know had real-life counterparts!

So: story time. My favorite Super Bowl memory was that time I didn’t see Janet Jackson’s breast.

Categories Comedy, Commentary Tags Adrianne Palicki, Ann Nocenti, Captain Marvel, comic books, cracked, David Niven, dazzler, Eric Palicki, freelance, Grace Jones, Green Lantern, guy gardner, Halle Berry, iconography, Janet Jackson, Jann Robinson, JG Jones, John Constantine: Hellblazer, Mark Millar, Mr. Miracle, pam grier, Paul Newman, Ryan Reynolds, Shazam, sinestro, Sting, Super Bowl, superheroes, the avengers, The Ultimates, Wanted

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