MTV Clutch asked me to write up sighful paeans to the following GIFs, then folded up shop before it ever ran. If you own any of these, let me know if you want them taken down. I just provided the words, folks. Video is beyond my capabilities.
New Cracked column: What to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting
I listened to four versions of “Pursuit of Happiness” a sum 219 times to bring you this latest Cracked Column, every one of them drunk and then edited sober, and you are welcome for this unrequested sojourn into my dark country. Here’s your customary apocrypha: The world has been given over to the young. You … Read more