‘Not the Father!’ The 7 Best Paternity Test Reactions on Maury

Maury Povich exploits people

This is the cleaned-up version that ran on Asylum, but I recommend the full version I posted originally. Every morning, Maury Povich rises from a coffin filled with his native earth, puts on his human face and heads to work, where fresh victims wait to trade their dignity for a free paternity test. After they’ve … Read more

Maury Povich exploits people

Maury Povich exploits people

I started writing this article for Asylum thinking that Maury was at least a decent, compassionate fellow, and ended it wanting to punch him in the face for trading people the cost of a paternity test (about $150) for their dignity and privacy. Guests are encouraged to ham it up, and they’re given scripted attacks … Read more