Profiles in Manlitude: John L. Sullivan

John L Sullivan boxer

Gentlemen and brutes, you would both do well to study the life of John L. Sullivan, aka The Boston Strong Boy. He was not only the first world heavyweight champ of gloved boxing, but the last bare-knuckle one. A mighty Irishman with a prodigious appetite for food, drink and fisticuffs, Sullivan fought over 450 matches in his career, … Read more

Just 27 Days Till You’re Enjoying a Gobbler!

Since Maxim‘s gone bloodless and removed their voluminous content from their site, it falls to me to remind you that there are just 27 days until you can gnash your teeth into the greatest thing America’s invented: the gobbler! Here’s my article for them, which I rescued, because I am wonderful and handsome. 

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The Atlantic Wire Wrote a Piece on One of My Cracked Columns

Overanalyzing magazine Cosmo spoof

Or more specifically, an endlessly recurring image from one of my Cracked pieces: this mock Cosmo cover. The Long Viral Life of Overanalyzing Magazine Apparently it’s going big on Facebook and uh…gee, is the most popular post on AdWeek right now. I’m grateful people like it, humbled that anyone would, shyly proud of it, and thankful … Read more